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Thanks, pepperinapress, for this little diversion. (Have I updated the Weekly Poem, or the Urban Hip Accessories? No. No.)

Name Game (time's a wastin')

Here goes:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Linus Public Transportation

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Peanut Butter Peanut Butter

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Green Turtle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Hanover (I have no middle name. Turns out I'm like Cher.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Mor-Ka

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

The Blue Gimlet

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

Albert Scott (Unaccountably, I have trouble getting endorsements.)

8. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Grapefruit Mounds (I'm not making this up...)

9.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )

Kent (My mother has no middle name either. No one will EVER find me.)

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Diener Denver

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)

Autumn Hydrangea

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)

Cranberry Cami

13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

Oatmeal Chinese Maple

14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”),

The Wirewrap Storm Tour


Confused? Me too.