A very short Portland horror story.
Atticus shrieked at his cowering assistant, who clung desperately to the listing, creaking remains of Hawthorne Bridge, inches from the muscular and deadly tentacle crushing the metal. "You fool, you've doomed us all! I could have saved the city if only you'd brought a vegan sacrificial virgin. The monster is gluten free! GLUTEN FREE!"
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I've really been enjoying your posts this month, and this one takes the cake. Sheer brilliance. :D
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