Oh, I hate to see this. Plainly, the marketing of Bitch: The Concept has slipped somewhere. Somewhere in wine country, someone is badly misinformed about the nature of bitch.
Now this is more like it; short and to the point - complete with a nice sharp stiletto on the i. Well done.
Continuing my occasional series on bad beverage ideas, I give you: clambeer.
Disclaimer: No actual beverages were consumed during the making of this post. All images guaranteed genuine, and obtained on the sly in Chicago's finest liquor stores. No photo manipulation of any kind. Beverages may taste worse than they appear.